Ugh you say? well don't say that so fast. Oral sex is a two way street, most male dogs will spend much more time, than a human male, providing you with the most electrifying oral sex. A dogs tongue is much longer and is able to get to many places that a man can't or won't. A dogs tongue is covered with thousands of tiny buds that when he licks your clitoris you will feel sensations that you did not know existed. How many of you have had a man give you analingus, not many i'll bet. A dog has no such problem and if you have never experienced a tongue working from the very top of your slit all the way around to the end of your crack you have truly missed something grand. There are several very good positions for you to try if you want to try this. If you decide that your preference is clitoral/vaginal only I have found one position that works very well. I recommend that you sit on the edge of a bed sothat the back of your calfs are flat against the edge of the bed. You then lay straight back picking your feet up and placing the on the edge of the bed. This will expose your clitoris, labia and vagina to his waiting tongue. For those of you who would like more but want to prevent him from trying to mount you then the ideal position is reclining on your side, on pillows or cushions, on the floor. All you have to do at that point is to raise your lega little and he will have access to all of your pussy and ass. For those of you that want that ultimate experience you will have to give give him full and total access to you. This can only happen when you are down on all fours. Now I know that staying in that position for more than a few minutes is not comfortable at all but there is one way that I have found that will be both very comfortable and very enjoying. You kneel at the edge of your bed and then lay, the upper part of you body, face down onto the bed keeping your knees onthe floor. You then spread your knees apart as much as you dare giving him full access to you. One very important item to remember while you are considering what position you would like to use is that if you do not wish to have himmount you this is not the position to use. Now that we gone over all the wonderful things that a dog can do for you with his tongue lets talk about what you can do with yours. I am well aware that there will be very few of you that would even consider taking a dogs cock into your mouth let alone actually doing it. I know there are many arguments as to why not, like its inside that furry thing and its got to be dirty. According to several doctors and veterinarians I have spoken to a dogs cock is three timescleaner that a mans cock. A dog will spend considerable time every day cleaning it, how many men do you know that do that? If you still feel that this is something that you cannot do don't worry as there are quite a few women whohave never done it with a man. If you are now ready to try let me just say this so that you may be better able to enjoy what you are about to do. I find that although there is little physical stimulation for me while I am sucking him off I find I have a tremendous amountof mental stimulation. Most male dogs will gladly allow you to suck them and there are many positions to do it in. I find that two positions are very good and are easy to accomplish. For those of you that are just starting out and are nervous about doing it Irecommend that you have him lie on his back with you next to him. This will give you full access to his cock and be able to control all the action. For those of you who would like to try something a little more daring I recommend you lie onyour back with the back of you head slightly raised by a pillow and have him stand over you with his cock within reach of your mouth. I say that this position is for the more daring because he may begin to hump while being suckedin this position and you should be ready if that happens. Before I describe the best method of sucking him I would like to bring one thing to your attention. Most men like to have their balls rubbed or fondled while having their cocks sucked, this is not so with all dogs. Before starting anysexual activity with him touch and feel his cock and balls to insure that he does like it. The next thing that we are going to do now that we have gotten into the position that we prefer is begin to get him aroused. I find that the best way is to first gently stroke his cock through his sheath until it begins to enlarge and slip out. Once you have at least an inch of him out of his sheath you should gently take him into your mouth. You should continue to gently stoke him with your hand while you begin to slowly move you mouth back and forth over his cock. As you do this his cock will continue to enlarge until he reaches full erection. While you are moving your mouth over his cock you should try to place the tip of your tongue into the indentation on the head of his cock as this will cause him to reach his climax. As he gets closer to his climax you will notice that at the base of his cock there is a very large bulge known as his knot. This knot is used to hold his cock inside a female (dog or human) until he has finished ejaculating. If you are considering going further then you should make a mental note of the size of his cock and knot. The average large dog has a cock, when aroused, that is 5 to 7 inches long and 1 and half to 2 inches wide. The knot for a dog whose cock is 6 inches long and 1 and a half wide can be two inches long and 4 inches wide. A dog is different than most mammals as from the time they begin to become aroused until they begin to get soft they will have someform of ejaculate coming from their cocks. At first arousal there is a clear thin fluid that tastes like iron and has the consistency of water, this is his precum that is for lubrication so his knot will slip into the female's vagina. At full arousal is when he actually will produce his sperm and you can tell when this happens as his cum will begin to have a slightly salty taste to it. You should be aware that his cum will never be as thick as a mans but he will produce about twice as much as a man.